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Category: Slow Running

2019 Crystal City 5K Fridays April 5, 2019 - April 26, 2019

Crystal City 5k Fridays

I’m proud to announce that I dropped $65 and am now registered to run a 5k race every Friday evening for the Month of April. Since I tend to DFL, I intend to spend time between now and April 5th slow-running and slow-jogging my way into becoming a middle of the pack of a rear […]

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Why men shouldn’t stop running

For those of us who aren’t naturally as smooth as a dolphin or who aren’t religious about their waxing or manscaping, it takes a couple days of running for all the hair in your running shorts to be brutally torn out by the roots; after which, it’s all smooth sailing.
During those inaugural days, diaper rash for days. The worst kind of crotch chafe, chub rub, crotch rot, thigh rubbing.

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slow run 42-minutes in 24-degree weather

I’ve always been a slow runner

I’ve never been a fast runner! If I ran 2.54 miles in 42-minutes, according to ACTIVE’s Calculate Your Running Pace calculator then my pace was only 16:32! So, I’ve always been a slow-ass!

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Running: Fri, 27 Jul 2018 20:11:23

Really smooth and cool and easy. Walked hills and took rights and lefts at as many hills as I could but it was a fun time! Second run it the rest of my life! Am I a runner yet?

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Chris Abraham Running Renaissance Summer 2018

My first run since I was sick in January 2017!

I took the first run of the rest of my life after being sick back in January 2017 this morning. Call my form Japanese Slow Jogging or Zombie Shuffle–the Cliff Young Ultra Shuffle?–but this is where it starts.

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